She got it from her mama – dating tips that is! To celebrate this holiday I asked my very own Mom what she deems to be the most important dating rules. After a few sips of wine she was ready to divulge…
Don’t put out on the first date
Surprise, surprise! This one did not come as a shocker to hear from a mom. Although she did not specify as to when it was okay to put out so we can all just assume she is okay with second-date sex. She also made it very clear that if you’re going to go all the way, you need to go all the way with a condom. Mother knows best!
Be with someone who treats you as if you were Beyonce
If he’s liking you and not putting a ring on it AND not treating you like Beyonce, then according to my Mom, we’ve got some issues. It’s important to know your worth and to know that there is a little bit of Beyonce in all of us. So bust out those Yonce moves and kick him to the curb (or to the left, to the left).
Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned – for any man that honks the horn
You don’t want a horn honker, no no no. If your man is lazy enough that he honks his horn for you to come out to his car, then he’s going to be lazy enough throughout the whole relationship. Lazy enough not to take you to dinner, lazy enough to not call you goodnight, etc. Or what about coming to your door?! Is that so crazy nowadays? So Mama says, if he honks that horn, you have been warned.